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Tony Rock -
Attn ALL BLACK PEOPLE! We have to ALL watch the New Boris Khodjo show. Its the only new black show on ALL the networks.
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 19:38:10 PDT
Jamie Kaler -
Who's hungry? PHOTOS: In-N-Out, Five Guys Tops, McDonald's Dead Last In <i>Consumer... http://huff.to/a5AXeU via @huffingtonpost
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 19:02:40 PDT
Mike Carano -
Hey mini van driving moms in my neighborhood with bumper stickers complaining about how you're a 'Kid Taxi'. Uh, never heard of an abortion?
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:54:33 PDT
Mike Carano -
I love the new screw top wine bottles, I can open them with one hand.
That sounds more retarded than intended.
Yay, cork shortage!
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:46:57 PDT
Dane Cook -
A true friend retweets you even when it's not retweetworthy.
#modernfriendship
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:44:26 PDT
Aziz Ansari -
In NY for Fashion Week. Probably the only person who's party itinerary is dictated by the food/chefs in attendance.
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:44:13 PDT
Loni Love -
safe travels...and stay out of trouble!
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:40:20 PDT
Loni Love -
Good Luck Brett " I still have my plays on stone tablets" Favre...
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:39:39 PDT
Dane Cook -
When someone tells you to sacrifice during a relationship that doesn't mean throw the other person in a volcano.
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:34:40 PDT
Chris Finnegan -
Just came perilously close to eating at Gray's Papaya. Delicious tragedy averted!
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:16:20 PDT
Aaron Karo -
http://ping.fm/p/gxFNT - Drinking Merlot in the bar where Sideways was filmed. Only problem is that I don't like Merlot and never saw Sidewa
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:04:20 PDT
Chris Hardwick -
FINALLY! Someone made a video game out of the film "The Room": http://afx.cc/roomgame
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:58:26 PDT
Jeff Garlin -
Link
Back at UCB in LA tonight with guests Aubrey Plaza and Jeffrey Ross.
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:58:11 PDT
Roy Wood Jr. -
Is it asking too much to put female reporters in the booth? Or are they all 'Sideline Hoes' get it? Sideline? #rimshot #SaintsVikings
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:53:15 PDT
Bert Kreischer -
TOUR CITIES for the rest of 2010: Cleveland, Irvine, Cincy, Omaha, Orlando, Melrose, Tempe, KC, Tampa, West Palm, Miami, and Richmond
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:46:52 PDT
Ben Gleib -
I'm on Chelsea Lately tonight w/ @jokoy & @whitneycummings and @chelseahandler shows a touching video montage for me. I was so moved.
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:42:47 PDT
Roy Wood Jr. -
Is it just me or is Andrea Kramer getting a little old for sideline reporting? #whereissuzykolber ? #SaintsVikings
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:42:01 PDT
Gary Owen -
Why is Joakim Noah playing the guitar at the Saints game?
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:39:45 PDT
Tony Rock -
Who the fuck is this girl singing?? Where's Kanye when you need him??
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:38:41 PDT
Loni Love -
thanks for watching America's Sister my dear!!!
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:37:34 PDT
Gary Owen -
These so called concerts b 4 the Saints game r brutal Id rather listen 2 William Hung.
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:25:41 PDT
Tony Rock -
Since when is pre game longer than the actual game?? KICKTHEFUCKINGBALL!
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:20:17 PDT
George Lopez -
Via @PaddleJam in Hollywood? Tweet ur way! Link" I need a partner @ArsenioOFFICIAL !! Cmon bro !!
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:19:57 PDT
Dane Cook -
Some people know how to make nothing from something.
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:19:11 PDT
Ellen Degeneres -
I love that dedication! RT @AshleyColaric I watch every day, Ellen. There isn't a day that goes by without me watching. #EllenRocksTheVMAs
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:18:40 PDT
Gary Owen -
Football time 4 the next 3 hours the only tweets should be about the NFL anything else would be uncivilized.
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:11:56 PDT
Chris Finnegan -
Hey financial planner who's had four shots of "Jamo", speak up--I can barely hear your proposed solution to the war in Afghanistan!
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:53:40 PDT
Aisha Tyler -
:-)
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:52:32 PDT
Roy Wood Jr. -
RT @RandomRon I missed the massacre. Where can I find it? <- the massacre is tomorrow. I'm saving it for Follow Friday.
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:51:54 PDT
Aisha Tyler -
RT @NathanFillion @aishatyler so sorry to miss you. Work kept me till 9:30, arrived 10. Spanked Justin Bieber on Halo Reach. Felt good.
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:50:50 PDT
Todd Barry -
Let's not forget my upcoming show in DETROIT! 9/15, 9PM Tickets: http://gocomedy.net/
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:50:47 PDT
Rober Schimmel -
Updates are being provided by Robert's sister, [S A Schimmel Gold on FB]. On behalf of the entire Schimmel Family,... http://fb.me/Fot90sGK
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:49:22 PDT
Wendy Liebman -
We are all one thing, separated by time.
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:49:15 PDT
Ellen Degeneres -
I love that. We?re going to have an amazing time. RT @kckibbles #EllenRocksTheVMAs is an awesome thing to tweet about.
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:46:52 PDT
Wendy Liebman -
RT @desmondalan: I just burned a copy of the Koran...to a disc
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:46:09 PDT
Wendy Liebman -
It's Fashion Week in New York, which is why I'm in L.A. #frumpychic
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:45:00 PDT
Todd Barry -
I'd love to do a show down there!
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:33:20 PDT
Dan Levy -
Instead of wearing her dress, Rihanna preferred to use it as a blanket. Link http://fb.me/IoON8AyR
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:19:41 PDT
Wendy Liebman -
It Fashion week in NY right now which is why I'm in LA.
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:19:13 PDT
Finesse Mitchell -
My mom just walked in an said "I'm tore up from the floor up" where did she get this lingo from?"< Morine!
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:14:40 PDT
Finesse Mitchell -
*bbm eye roll* But psychological damage is already done RT @andersoncooper Florida pastor calls off burning of Qurans!< 2late!
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:05:46 PDT
Finesse Mitchell -
Enjoying YogurtLand w/my princess... #goodtimes http://twitpic.com/2mu1pm"< "Excuse me, say What?" (Benji Brown's voice...)
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:03:00 PDT
Greg Fitzsimmons -
Why'd the Christian guy cancel his Koran burning during the High Jewish Holiday? Was he was sent a message from every single God?
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 15:55:07 PDT
Tony Rock -
HA!!!
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 15:49:06 PDT
Doug Benson -
The last scene in (500) DAYS OF SUMMER looks like a scene from INCEPTION. #notparticularlyfunfact
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 15:46:17 PDT
Dave Coulier -
RT @AnnekaF Are you actually a licensed pilot? Or you just being funny? Dave: Yes...And I'm instrument rated!
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 15:40:16 PDT
Tony Rock -
LMAO!!! You needed somebody to call you to tell you??
Thu, 9 Sep 2010 15:37:30 PDT
