Andy Kindler's MELtdown - Video

Carlos Mencia - Anchorage here I come. I'm on a prop plane. Can anyone say Richie Valenz.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 19:58:57 PDT

Bert Kreischer - next weekend

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 19:58:46 PDT

Gary Owen - I think Tom Brady wrecked his car right after his agent called his cell " Dude I got u $72 million"

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 19:57:04 PDT

Finesse Mitchell - I feel good about the score! The Vikings have the AINTS right where they want them!

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 19:39:14 PDT

Tony Rock - Attn ALL BLACK PEOPLE! We have to ALL watch the New Boris Khodjo show. Its the only new black show on ALL the networks.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 19:38:10 PDT

Finesse Mitchell - Just had a bunch of "really bitch, really?" (Courtesy of @Finessemitchell) moments at walmart. Smh."&gt; Try Target next time!

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 19:36:04 PDT

Ellen Degeneres - It?s a great show. RT @83fancy just watched @SofiaVergara on Ellen she's hilarious. Going to have to find S1 of Modern Family n catch up!

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 19:32:55 PDT

Darren Carter - I think that Weight Gainer Powder I took in the 90's is just now starting to kick in

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 19:30:27 PDT

Gary Owen - Tom Brady getting 19 mil a yr. he should change his last name to FUCK YEAH. ala @ogochocinco

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 19:23:13 PDT

Brain Regan - This is to my Twitter follower in Pullman, WA: Hey bud, I got a show there tmrw nite at the Beasley. Hope you can make it.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 19:22:31 PDT

Jamie Kaler - Who's hungry? PHOTOS: In-N-Out, Five Guys Tops, McDonald's Dead Last In &lt;i&gt;Consumer... http://huff.to/a5AXeU via @huffingtonpost

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 19:02:40 PDT

Greg Proops - RT @EnzymePDX: A Stand Up Guy: Greg Proops Comes to Portland http://bit.ly/dzj3k9 @gregproops

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:56:55 PDT

Mike Carano - Hey mini van driving moms in my neighborhood with bumper stickers complaining about how you're a 'Kid Taxi'. Uh, never heard of an abortion?

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:54:33 PDT

Mike Carano - I love the new screw top wine bottles, I can open them with one hand. That sounds more retarded than intended. Yay, cork shortage!

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:46:57 PDT

Dane Cook - A true friend retweets you even when it's not retweetworthy. #modernfriendship

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:44:26 PDT

Aziz Ansari - In NY for Fashion Week. Probably the only person who's party itinerary is dictated by the food/chefs in attendance.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:44:13 PDT

Loni Love - safe travels...and stay out of trouble!

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:40:20 PDT

Loni Love - Good Luck Brett " I still have my plays on stone tablets" Favre...

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:39:39 PDT

Dane Cook - When someone tells you to sacrifice during a relationship that doesn't mean throw the other person in a volcano.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:34:40 PDT

Chris Finnegan - Just came perilously close to eating at Gray's Papaya. Delicious tragedy averted!

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:16:20 PDT

Aaron Karo - http://ping.fm/p/gxFNT - Drinking Merlot in the bar where Sideways was filmed. Only problem is that I don't like Merlot and never saw Sidewa

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:04:20 PDT

Don Mcmillan - Feeling low? Try hilaritherapy. http://fb.me/HtafeK5a

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 18:01:13 PDT

Chris Hardwick - FINALLY! Someone made a video game out of the film "The Room": http://afx.cc/roomgame

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:58:26 PDT

Jeff Garlin - Link Back at UCB in LA tonight with guests Aubrey Plaza and Jeffrey Ross.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:58:11 PDT

Roy Wood Jr. - Is it asking too much to put female reporters in the booth? Or are they all 'Sideline Hoes' get it? Sideline? #rimshot #SaintsVikings

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:53:15 PDT

Bert Kreischer - TOUR CITIES for the rest of 2010: Cleveland, Irvine, Cincy, Omaha, Orlando, Melrose, Tempe, KC, Tampa, West Palm, Miami, and Richmond

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:46:52 PDT

Ben Gleib - I'm on Chelsea Lately tonight w/ @jokoy & @whitneycummings and @chelseahandler shows a touching video montage for me. I was so moved.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:42:47 PDT

Roy Wood Jr. - Is it just me or is Andrea Kramer getting a little old for sideline reporting? #whereissuzykolber ? #SaintsVikings

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:42:01 PDT

Gary Owen - Why is Joakim Noah playing the guitar at the Saints game?

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:39:45 PDT

Tony Rock - Who the fuck is this girl singing?? Where's Kanye when you need him??

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:38:41 PDT

Loni Love - thanks for watching America's Sister my dear!!!

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:37:34 PDT

Gary Owen - These so called concerts b 4 the Saints game r brutal Id rather listen 2 William Hung.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:25:41 PDT

Doug Benson - It's showtime! #ladiesonly http://yfrog.com/evykuwj

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:20:31 PDT

Tony Rock - Since when is pre game longer than the actual game?? KICKTHEFUCKINGBALL!

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:20:17 PDT

George Lopez - Via @PaddleJam in Hollywood? Tweet ur way! Link" I need a partner @ArsenioOFFICIAL !! Cmon bro !!

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:19:57 PDT

Dane Cook - Some people know how to make nothing from something.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:19:11 PDT

Ellen Degeneres - I love that dedication! RT @AshleyColaric I watch every day, Ellen. There isn't a day that goes by without me watching. #EllenRocksTheVMAs

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:18:40 PDT

Gary Owen - Football time 4 the next 3 hours the only tweets should be about the NFL anything else would be uncivilized.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 17:11:56 PDT

Chris Finnegan - Hey financial planner who's had four shots of "Jamo", speak up--I can barely hear your proposed solution to the war in Afghanistan!

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:53:40 PDT

Aisha Tyler - :-)

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:52:32 PDT

Roy Wood Jr. - RT @RandomRon I missed the massacre. Where can I find it? &lt;- the massacre is tomorrow. I'm saving it for Follow Friday.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:51:54 PDT

Aisha Tyler - RT @NathanFillion @aishatyler so sorry to miss you. Work kept me till 9:30, arrived 10. Spanked Justin Bieber on Halo Reach. Felt good.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:50:50 PDT

Todd Barry - Let's not forget my upcoming show in DETROIT! 9/15, 9PM Tickets: http://gocomedy.net/

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:50:47 PDT

Rober Schimmel - Updates are being provided by Robert's sister, [S A Schimmel Gold on FB]. On behalf of the entire Schimmel Family,... http://fb.me/Fot90sGK

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:49:22 PDT

Wendy Liebman - We are all one thing, separated by time.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:49:15 PDT

Ellen Degeneres - I love that. We?re going to have an amazing time. RT @kckibbles #EllenRocksTheVMAs is an awesome thing to tweet about.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:46:52 PDT

Wendy Liebman - RT @desmondalan: I just burned a copy of the Koran...to a disc

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:46:09 PDT

Wendy Liebman - It's Fashion Week in New York, which is why I'm in L.A. #frumpychic

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:45:00 PDT

Todd Barry - I'd love to do a show down there!

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:33:20 PDT

Dan Levy - Instead of wearing her dress, Rihanna preferred to use it as a blanket. Link http://fb.me/IoON8AyR

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:19:41 PDT

Wendy Liebman - It Fashion week in NY right now which is why I'm in LA.

Thu, 9 Sep 2010 16:19:13 PDT